Man Faked Robbery For Strippers
A 21-year old married man from Texas received his tax refund check and spent $1,000 at the strip bar called Whispers in La Feria!
Because he didn’t have a dollar on a string like Al Bundy he wound up making it rain and clearing out his pocket.
The extremely desperate man made up a story about being robbed for the money so his wife wouldn’t crack his skull to the white meat!
His elaborate tale of six gunmen in two trucks robbing him at gunpoint with assault weapons did not pan out to police and he was arrested and has been charged with filling a false report!
Six gunmen and two trucks with assault rifles for $1,000 he was definitely reaching!
It’s hard for a lot of guys to admit to their wives that went to a strip club, let alone spending $1,000 on the attractions.
Jesus Mata Jr., a 21-year-old from Texas, recently received a tax refund and decided to spend it at a strip bar called Whispers in La Feria.
After he spent all the cash, he concocted a titillating tale to police about how six gunmen in two truck robbed him at gunpoint with assault weapons, TheDenverChannel.com reported.
Investigators from the Cameron County Sheriff’s Department and the Harlingen Police Department tried to track down the trucks, but got suspicious when no leads emerged, Houston.CultureMap.com reported.
When the detectives again questioned Mata, he admitted making up the story to hide the fact he blew the whole $1,000 wad, NewsFix reported.
Mata was arrested and charged with filing a false report, according to KWTX-TV.
No word yet on how he will be punished . . . by his wife.
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